A couple of times in your life, it happens like that. You meet a stranger, and...– Lisa Kleypas (via cavum)
yesimbeyonce: If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
ofsweetinsanity: kwills88: I love that Caribbean people’s solution to everything is to drink tea I got a tummy ache “drink some tea” I feel sick “its because you didnt drink any tea” My head hurts “drink some tea” I can’t sleep ” drink some tea before bed” crap The epitome of my mother. ” Mom, I’ve been raped, & I may have caught siphilis.” ” you...
You will fall in love with someone who annoys you, whose orgasm face looks and...– The People You Will Fall In Love With In Your 20s Damn. Go read the rest of this. (via jakigriot)
an-alaskan-bullworm: does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
Last night I saw you in my dreams, now I can’t wait to go to sleep– Kanye West (via kidmingo)
neongenesis: showthelightofday: september-eyes: The three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER. brilliant. where was this post on the 4th of July when everyone on Tumblr was going on about Freedom this, America that, picture of an Eagle here, GO U.S.A. there? Brilliant is exactly the right word to describe this video. I was totally with him until he started spewing White...
Other teenagers: Does drugs, drinks, parties.
Their parents: dont do it again
Me: Doesnt do dishes
My parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
mymovementismyfantasy: yourstrulynadeja: breezybitchhh: ashleyindetention: rightbymysidefanfiction: i will reblog this EVERY TIME its on my dash! lol i just reblogged last night, but oh well. DICK HA DOWNE WHOO WHOO. HIDD IT FRUM DA BIKE Fuck dat Hoe lmao Dafuq did I just watch. Hahahahahahahaha!!